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Udderly Funny

  1. What kind of cows do you find in Alaska?
  2. What newspaper do cows read?
  3. What do you call a cow who argues with her husband?
  4. What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull?
  5. What do you get from a cowmedian?
  6. Get in the Halloween Spirit

  7. Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
  8. Where do mummies go for a swim?
  9. How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
  10. What is a ghost’s favorite party game?
  11. What kind of dog does Dracula have?

 

 

 

Answers:

1. Eski-moos! 2. The Dairy Moos! 3. A bullfighter! 4. A steak-out! 5. Cream of Wit! 6. His ghoul friend 7. The Dead Sea 8. With a pumpkin patch 9. Hide-and-go-shriek 10. A Bloodhound

 
 
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