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 Joke Korner

 

1. What do you get if you cross a cow with a ghost?
2. Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
3. Why do cows lie down in the rain?
4. How can you tell if a cow is exceptional?
5. Why can’t cows join the police?
6. How do you stop a bull from charging?
7. How do cows dance?
8. What’s a cow’s favorite condiment?

 

 

 

Answers:

1. Vanishing cream! 2. Because the cow has the udder! 3. To keep each udder dry! 4. It’s outstanding in its field! 5. Because they refuse to go on steak-outs! 6. Take away his credit card! 7. Graze-fully! 8. Moo-stard!

 
 
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