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1. What happened to the lost cattle?
2. Why can’t you shock cows?
3. What do you get when you cross a cow and a goat?
4. What do weightlifting cows eat for dessert?
5. What do you call a cow who works for a landscaper?
6. Where do Russians get milk?
7. What did one dairy cow say to the other?
8. What do you get when you cross a smurf with a cow?
9. What do you call a cow with a nervous twitch?
10. Where do cow astronauts stop to get a drink?

 

 

 

Answers:

1. Nobody’s herd! 2. They’ve herd it all! 3. A coat! 4. Beefcake!
5. A lawn moo-er! 6. From Mos-cows! 7. Got milk? 8. Blue cheese!
9. Beef jerky. 10. The Milky Way!

 
 
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