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1. What new crop did the farmer plant?
2. Why shouldn't you tell a secret on a farm?
3. What did the baby corn say to the mama corn?
4. What is a sheep's favorite game?
5. Why did the cabbage win the race?
6. Why was the cucumber mad?
7. What is a scarecrow's favorite fruit?
8. Why did the scarecrow win the Nobel Prize?
9. What day do potatoes hate the most?
10. Knock Knock!
      Who's there?
      Lettuce.
      Lettuce who?
      Lettuce in, we're freezing.

 

 

 

Answers:

1. Beets me! 2. Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears! 3. Where's pop?
4. Baa-dminton! 5. Because it was ahead! 6. Because it was in a pickle! 7. Straw-berries!
8. Because he was out standing in his field! 9. Fry-day!

 
 
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