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 Joke Korner


1. What do you get if you cross a cow with a ghost?
2. Why does a milking stool only have three legs?
3. Why do cows lie down in the rain?
4. How can you tell if a cow is exceptional?
5. Why can’t cows join the police?
6. How do you stop a bull from charging?
7. How do cows dance?
8. What’s a cow’s favorite condiment?





1. Vanishing cream! 2. Because the cow has the udder! 3. To keep each udder dry! 4. It’s outstanding in its field! 5. Because they refuse to go on steak-outs! 6. Take away his credit card! 7. Graze-fully! 8. Moo-stard!

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