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Cow Jokes

  1. What does an invisible man drink?
  2. What do you call a cow that can cut the grass?
  3. What do you call a cow with an assistant?
  4. Why is a barn so noisy?
  5. Where does a cow stay on vacation?
  6. Valentine's Day Jokes

  7. What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?
  8. What food is crazy about Valentine's Day chocolates?
  9. What do you call a very small Valentine?
  10. Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
  11. What do you call two birds in love?

 

 

 

Answers:

1. Evaporated milk! 2. Mulan! 3. Mooooving up in the world! 4. Because all the cows have horns! 5. A Moo-tel! 6. ChocoLATE! 7. A cocoa-nut! 8. A valentiny! 9. Because they're scent-imental! 10. Tweethearts!

 
 
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